SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Wanna know why “DC” stands for “Desperate Cunts?”

“Promethea” is one of Alan Moore’s greatest ideas. “Wonder Woman done right” as many critics have claimed.

Just recently, the Promethea storyline ended. And, in a desperate effort to snatch up that readership, DC has… well…

Here’s Promethea…

And here’s the cover of the new Wonder Woman comic…

For those familiar with Promethea, here’s a write-up on the “new storyline” in Wonder Woman…

In this issue, “The Bronze Doors” close with a bang as Diana’s quest comes to an unexpected end! Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl are on a mission into the Ancient Greek lands of the dead. Will our heroines return unscathed? And what reward will Diana demand for her service?

Yeah… a spiritual quest… into the “underworld”…

… color me unimpressed.