The Goodly Lady has something against me going out on Thursday nights. Not only does she make all my dancing friends flake on me, but she also knocks out my internet connection so I can’t get directions to the club.
Once again, I’ve said, “Yeah, I’m coming out to PAHTEE tonight!” only to find myself thwarted by the mechinations of the Lady Fate.
There’s a reason I revere her sister so much. She’s much kinder to me.