… I removed and replaced an entire sink.
… I removed and replaced a garbage disposal unit.
… I memorized three and a half pages of Masonic ritual.
… I replaced the power coupling (no joke) on a water heater.
… I wrote ten pages for a roleplaying game (Wilderness of Mirrors).
… I fixed a toilet.
… I hung out with my Masonic buddies in a bar.
… and now I’m too tired to play in
Can’t win ’em all.