We need another “R.”

Reading,
Writing,
Artithmatic…

… and Reason.

Damn, we need that fourth R.

Back in 1996, a physicist wrote an entire paper full of meaningless phrases — and it was published in an academic journal. Now, three students at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have replicated that exposé of academic writing. Their paper was accepted by a scientific conference to be held in Florida. The computer-generated gibberish — illustrated with charts — is titled “Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy.”