48 Hours Earlier

Mr. L
John, what would it take to get you to help us out here?

Me
(thinks for a moment)
Health insurance. Full autonomy. Ownership of my IP. Pay me triple my current salary. And all in writing.

Mr. L
(without knowing my current salary and without missing a beat)
Done. I’ll have the papers drawn up this week.
(extending his hand)
Anything else?