Oh!
The Great Gygax, he slashes and hacks
Whenever he is able
Robin Laws makes a game with straws,
Marbles and folk fables
Monte Cook writes ten books
At the breakfast table
And Stolze pines for a game by Tynes
With an “Adults Only” label
Matt Forbeck is a nervous wreck
Like his pants are full of vipers
His house is full of gamers
But they’re all still in diapers
They ain’t quite done, old Chaosium
Stormbringer and Cthulhu are still damn fun
Mongoose they say can stick ‘em away
Twenty-seven sourcebooks every day
Gareth Skarka, Gareth Skarka, he’s still a mark
Stafford is still Da Man!
And Matt Colville is a d20 shill
“I hack therefore I am!”
Yes, The Wick himself isn’t particularly missed
A pretty good designer
But a bugger when he’s pissed
(I will now officially duck.)