FactChecking Debate No. 1

(from Factcheck.org)

Facts muddled in Mississippi McCain-Obama meeting.

Summary

McCain and Obama contradicted each other repeatedly during their first debate, and each volunteered some factual misstatements as well. Here’s how we sort them out:

  • Obama said McCain adviser Henry Kissinger backs talks with Iran “without preconditions,” but McCain disputed that. In fact, Kissinger did recently call for “high level” talks with Iran starting at the secretary of state level and said, “I do not believe that we can make conditions.” After the debate the McCain campaign issued a statement quoting Kissinger as saying he didn’t favor presidential talks with Iran.
  • Obama denied voting for a bill that called for increased taxes on “people” making as little as $42,000 a year, as McCain accused him of doing. McCain was right, though only for single taxpayers. A married couple would have had to make $83,000 to be affected by the vote, and anyway no such increase is in Obama’s tax plan.
  • McCain and Obama contradicted each other on what Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Admiral Mike Mullen said about troop withdrawals. Mullen said a time line for withdrawal could be “very dangerous” but was not talking specifically about “Obama’s plan,” as McCain maintained.
  • McCain tripped up on one of his signature issues – special appropriation “earmarks.” He said they had “tripled in the last five years,” when in fact they have decreased sharply.
  • Obama claimed Iraq “has” a $79 billion surplus. It once was projected to be as high as that. It’s now down to less than $60 billion.
  • McCain repeated his overstated claim that the U.S. pays $700 billion a year for oil to hostile nations. Imports are running at about $536 billion this year, and a third of it comes from Canada, Mexico and the U.K.
  • Obama said 95 percent of “the American people” would see a tax cut under his proposal. The actual figure is 81 percent of households.
  • Obama mischaracterized an aspect of McCain’s health care plan, saying “employers” would be taxed on the value of health benefits provided to workers. Employers wouldn’t, but the workers would. McCain also would grant workers up to a $5,000 tax credit per family to cover health insurance.

  • McCain misrepresented Obama’s plan by claiming he’d be "handing the health care system over to the federal government." Obama would expand some government programs but would allow people to keep their current plans or chose from private ones, as well.

  • McCain claimed Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower had drafted a letter of resignation from the Army to be sent in case the 1944 D-Day landing at Normandy turned out to be a failure. Ike prepared a letter taking responsibility, but he didn’t mention resigning.

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McCain Blinks. Obama’s Response

(paraphrasing)

McCain: "The talks are standing still. We should stop campaigning and focus on the economy."

White House and Congress: "The talks are going good. We don’t need your help."

Obama: "A President should be able to focus on more than one thing at a time."

Wow.

Is McCain trying to throw this thing?

4E Orks

I’m seriously considering writing a sourcebook for orks for 4th Edition.

Like, seriously.

I’m crazy like that.

The Celphone Factor

Something a few people have been talking about in regards to political polling… celphones.

Most polls use regular old landlines. They don’t have celphone numbers. Well, I don’t have a landline. I onlyhave a celphone. So, I never get polled. As a matter of fact, most folks under the age of 35 only have celphones. They never get poled.

Think that fact may skew some of the political polling going on? You bet it does.

The Pew Research Institute just released an interesting study. Here’s a chart how it breaks down.

Here’s the article with all the data.

Memento Mori Cake Meme

Take any line from any movie and replace one word with "cake."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cake, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

— Crash Davis

Roger Ebert Proves He Doesn’t Get It… Again

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won’t mistake for the real thing."
Poe’s Law


His one credential is Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. That’s it. That’s his only accomplishment to credential himself as an "expert" in film. Otherwise, he’s just a wind-bag writing about what he thinks about movies. A hack. A failed screenwriter who gets paid to tell you what you should or shouldn’t like.

He’s an old white man who doesn’t get it anymore.  And here’s more proof.

Ebert wrote an essay in his blog about Creationism. It caught everyone off guard. What the hell is Ebert doing writing about Creationism? Some suspected it was satire. I wasn’t so convinced. I’ve seen smart people say stupider things (myself included). My buddy Jared told me it was a joke. Problem was, I didn’t see the punchline. The text read straight. It was exactly what you’d expect from a Creationist. Some even suspected that his site had been hacked.

Well, as it turns out, Ebert now acknowledges that he wrote his essay to prove a point: that we’re all illiterate bums who don’t understand satire.

Satire?

Satire?

I’m not offended by Ebert’s intention. I’m laughing. I’m laughing because he has such a sad misunderstanding of the very words he uses. He invokes Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal as an example. He says that we can no longer see the "invisible quotation marks." That we’ve moved beyond the age of existentialism into the age of irony.

The problem is, Roger Ebert is no Jonathan Swift. And, Roger, if you make the quotation marks invisible, you can’t expect anyone but yourself to see them.

Swift started with a reasonable problem and ended with a completely absurd solution. None of Swift’s contemporaries had made such a suggestion, therefore, Swift’s assertion that cannibalism was a real solution to a real problem came across as completely absurd.

The problem with Ebert’s assertion–that the world is 6,000 years old; Noah and his ark were real; etc.–is that otherwise reasonable, intelligent people are saying the exact same thing. There’s nothing absurd about an intelligent person making such statements.

By his own standards, we should view Ben Stein’s Expelled as satire. We have a preconceived notion of who Ben Stien is. He had a game show. He hung out with Jimmy Kimmel. He was Farris Bueler’s economics teacher. He was an advisor to a President. Surely, he isn’t gullible enough to believe in Bronze Age myths, right? Right?

Sadly, our preconceived notions were dashed right quick. The response to Expelled was one of complete surprise. Most serious folks wondered if Stein had lost his mind. What happened? A reasonable, intelligent man putting stock in claims that not only have no evidence, but have negative evidence. What happened?

My response to Roger Ebert’s article was exactly the same. Why is a reasonable, intelligent human being (whom I disagree with on almost everything) suddenly believing in fairie tales?

I mean, I know he gave Fight Club a thumb’s down. I know he gave mediocre Disney movies consistent thumbs up (when Disney was singing his paycheck). I know he doesn’t get it anymore… but that’s no excuse to think the world once contained a talking snake with interest in sabotaging God’s plan.

But, hey, if it can happen to Ben Stein, it can happen to Roger Ebert.

The problem with Ebert’s plan was: it made sense. There was no sense of irony. There was no sense of satire. It made perfect sense in the context of the world around us. He was a reasonable person suggesting something completely unreasonable… but it was an unreasonable suggestion that millions of Americans are also making all across the country. Nobody in Ireland was suggesting cannibalism when Swift did. That’s why Swift is satire and Ebert is sad.

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Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

(from wunderworks)

Only Bush Would Do This…

Only Bush would use the bailout as a cover to expand the powers of the Executive Branch

A critical – and radical – component of the bailout package proposed by the Bush administration has thus far failed to garner the serious attention of anyone in the press. Section 8 (which ironically reminds one of the popular name of the portion of the 1937 Housing Act that paved the way for subsidized affordable housing ) of this legislation is just a single sentence of thirty-two words, but it represents a significant consolidation of power and an abdication of oversight authority that’s so flat-out astounding that it ought to set one’s hair on fire. It reads, in its entirety:

"Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."

A Conversation between Jed Bartlet and Barack Obama (written by Aaron Sorkin)

(yes, really written by Aaron Sorkin)

OBAMA
The problem is we can’t appear angry. Bush called us the angry left. Did you see anyone in Denver who was angry?

BARTLET
Well … let me think. …We went to war against the wrong country, Osama bin Laden just celebrated his seventh anniversary of not being caught either dead or alive, my family’s less safe than it was eight years ago, we’ve lost trillions of dollars, millions of jobs, thousands of lives and we lost an entire city due to bad weather. So, you know … I’m a little angry.

OBAMA
What would you do?

BARTLET
GET ANGRIER!

You can read it here.