This falls FIRMLY into the “Damn, I wish I had thought of this” category.
(stolen from z0mb1)
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In August, I stopped ![[info]](https://i0.wp.com/stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?w=740)
latentblue from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In March, I rescued ldy_mialee from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I fed bgkidathrt to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I exposed noltain to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-820 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
wickedthought
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