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Hey. Steve Marsh over at Pyramid magazine asked me to write up something for the 10th Anniversary… so I did.

A new Play Dirty right here: http://www.sjgames.com/pyramid/current.html

And, if you don’t have a subsription to Pyramid, you should. If only to read the dozen or so Play Dirty columns I wrote. Including the new one entitled “Happy Fun Ball Meets the God of Murder.”

Enjoy!

I’ve made a sacrifice. My celphone.

Little fuckers over at Verizon were screwing me, month after month.

I need a new deal. If anybody’s got suggestions, let me know.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
wickedthought goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as wickedthought.
danthedragon tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
evilzug tricks you! You get a used tissue.
kesyrah tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
latentblue gives you 12 blue peach-flavoured gummy bears.
mctony522 tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
memento_mori gives you 16 light yellow root beer-flavoured miniature candy bars.
oninomaggie gives you 18 yellow watermelon-flavoured miniature candy bars.
sweetchili tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
tas527 gives you 19 pink cola-flavoured gummy bats.
theglare tricks you! You get an old sock.
wickedthought ends up with 63 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a used tissue, a toothbrush, and an old sock.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

The Scorpion Clan Coup has been moved up.

THIS Saturday, in fact.

Enough people have come to me — begging on their hands and knees — that we play THIS weekend.

Thus, the Coup will be Saturday.

If you have a problem with this, contact me.

We’re all damned, you know.
The Devil has each and every soul. Owns it outright.

The only chance you have is to trick him out of it. So, when you die, you go down to Hell and the Devil — who’s seen it all — says to you, “So… what you got?”

Every trick you ever pull is just practice for the last one.

* * *

There’s a story in there. I think I’ll write it tonight.

The Date: November 8
The Time: Noon

This is the Grand Finale.
You WILL be there.

Anybody who’s been invited is still invited. (Yes, that means you, Nate.)

I want to give everybody enough time and notice to arrange for the day.

And, for those keeping score, here’s some foreshadowing…

Hanzo: *rip, rip, rip*
Buni: Your past hasn’t just caught up to you… it’s gotten ahead of you.
Yokimi: Masks aren’t so easy to take off and throw away.
Mitsuo: A stranger can’t betray you. Only a friend can do that.
Arakasi: Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty.
Shohachi: Tools are not honor. Honor is not a tool.
Tenshi: Hatred is a kind of blindness; a handicap a one-armed man cannot afford.
Bakahito: When the crab is thrown on his back…
Sokaiya: Once you’ve seen a thing, you cannot stop seeing it.
Little Brown Ghost: There is one thing harder to push against…

We’re nearly at the end, folks.
And like all samurai tragedy, it’s gonna be bloody.
Be ready. And keep your wakizashi ready.

You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!

What kind of kiss are you?
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Why does everybody always assume doms only go after subs?
Dammit, it ain’t fun unless there’s a fight! 😉

You know the rules. Open the cookie, read the fortune, and add “… in bed” at the end. Well, I decided to try it with some of my favorite philosophers, and here’s what I got…

“Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake… in bed.”
– Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great… in bed.”
– Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid… in bed.”
– Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have… in bed.”
– Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

“We have art to save ourselves from the truth… in bed.”
“Even the best must be overcome… in bed.”
“Surpass thyself even in thy neighbour… in bed.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

“Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe… in bed.”
– H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

“Talent does what it can; genius does what it must… in bed.”
– Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

“Facts are the enemy of truth… in bed.”
– Don Quixote – “Man of La Mancha”

“Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down… in bed.”
– Jimmy Durante

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good… in bed.”
– Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

“Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working… in bed.”
– Albert Giacometti (sculptor)

“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away… in bed.”
– Antoine de Saint Exupery

“Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action… in bed.”
– Auric Goldfinger, in “Goldfinger” by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance… in bed.”
– Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

“Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens… in bed.”
– Jimi Hendrix

“A clever man commits no minor blunders… in bed.”
– Goethe (1749-1832)

“Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they’re yours… in bed.”
– Richard Bach

“Rhythm and harmony find their way into the inward places of the soul… in bed.”
– Socrates (via Plato)

“Hence it is necessary for a prince wishing to hold his own to know how to do wrong, and to make use of it or not according to necessity… in bed.”
– Machiavelli

And, finally…

“A witty saying proves nothing… in bed.”
– Voltaire (1694-1778)