From www.dumblaws.com Los Angeles It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.…

(thanks to ) You should be the Rooster, Self-reliant andindependent, the Rooster is not one to seekcounsel. They are confident and aggressive andmost at home in a crowd. Roosters also tend tobe selfish and eccentric. A perfectionist,Roosters leave no detail undocumented. Roosterswill never abandon their dreams. Rabbits aretrouble. Stick with the Snake, Ox, and Dragon.…

from Fish And Whistle by John Prine (sung in a quick, bantering beat; almost like a children’s song) Father forgive us for what we must do you forgive us we’ll forgive you we’ll forgive each other till we both turn blue then we’ll whistle and go fishing in heaven

from IMDB: Pitt To Become Captain America? Hollywood star Brad Pitt has reportedly signed to star as Captain America in a new movie about the comic book hero. Tinseltown bosses want the film to emulate the success of recent comic adaptations Spider-Man and The Hulk. According to reports, Pitt – who is currently filming historical…

… I work for the best people in the world… ME: Yeah, she was psycho, but she fucked like a thunderstorm. POPTART: All soggy and depressing? ME: ::spits up food::

ME: You still awake? TREKHEAD: Vaguely ME: I’ll leave you alone so you can finish your work. And I won’t harrass you like a Jewish Mother. BUT BY CHRIST IF YOU AREN’T ASLEEP BY THE TIME I AM TONIGHT, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE SLEEPING PILLS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND NAIL YOUR EYELIDS SHUT!!!! (:-)) TREKHEAD:…

I heard this… just a woman and a guitar. Her voice is so full of pain, so heartbroken. You can feel it in your bones, in your blood. The lyrics fall short a couple of times, but hearing her sing the chorus… it made me weep. Everyone meets a different Buddha on the road. There…

All other roleplaying shall cease. I need to start playtesting, and playtesting A LOT. Tonight, I start making characters. If you know what I’m talking about, be over at my place tonight. (Okay… maybe the Vampire TT. I’ve still got to see what happens when Mr. Finger meets Marcus. I’m not making any plans… just…

It seems I’m living two lives. One is creatively fulfilling, filled with good people, good friends and comfort. My second life is full of… well, bad things. I’m at a crossroads. Time to pick. Last night, I think I did. I had a choice to go to a Vampire LARP or hang out with co-workers…

Had a lot of it last night, but whiskey doesn’t go to my head — it goes to my hands, feet and tongue. Makes them tickle. Funny thing. Vodka goes straight to my head and makes my very happy. Beer makes me… sick. But whiskey — ah, sweet whiskey. You jolt my senses and make…