With the Pirate movie and me getting all introspective, this little ditty sounded appropriate… A PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from…

http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=191 Writing is never as easy as falling off a log… but it wasn’t much of a stretch to write this one. 🙂

I didn’t like it. I didn’t like the fact that the film’s only resemblence to the source material was that the same characters are in it. I didn’t like the way it assumed the audience wouldn’t recognize the characters and spent precious minutes explaining them. I didn’t like the way it killed nearly every Victoriana…

I never suspected that two of my favorite things in life — Jimmy Buffett and Cthulhu — would ever meet. I was wrong.

Someone once said, “There can never be another good pirate movie because Errol Flynn is dead.” Ladies and gentlemen, I’m glad to announce that Johnny Depp has dug up Mr. Flynn’s corpse and stolen his soul. He did it with Hunter Thompson, he did it with Errol Flynn… I shudder at who he may be…

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… the best Werewolf pack evaaar. Ahroun: Three Word Name (Using a Jesse Ventura voice: “I ain’t got time for a name.”) Ragabash: Runs With Scissors (No description necessary) Theruge: Can’t Get Laid (He’s the geek wizard D&D player) Philodox: Don’t Do That (She’s got guilt problems) Galliard: Shakes Head Sadly (And he’s burdoned with…

Pirates. Ruled. Undead monkey. Undead monkey makes every movie better. While waiting for the Pirates, and I walked through Tower records. We bumbled into the Rap section and I looked at the covers. “He looks angry.” “He looks high.” A new game. Walk through the Rap section of your local record store. Look at the…

Some of us sailors call her home She’s big and she’s strong and she’s mighty Some of us sailors call her our own Guess that’s the reason why I treat her like a lady Just treat her like a lady Now I don’t like the sound of the ground movin’ ’round Or winds spinnin’ out…

On my AIM account, my Co-Workers out-number my Friends by 3 to 1. More evidence my whole life is backward. 🙂