Strange, Part 3

I have a Mac Mini. It makes an adorable little sound when you feed it CDs. I can translate Mac to English.

“Feed me more CDs,” it says to me. (Stolen from Tom Waits.)

The CD she gave me goes into the Mac Mini. I’m half-expecting the thing to explode. It whirs. It says hello to the mysterious CD. Then, in my menu, my Mac Mini tells me I can read it.

There’s a .txt file and a .doc file there. The .txt file says, “Read me first.” I double click.

The document has four words and an e-mail address. That’s it. It’s a code. I know it. I decipher it in a heartbeat.

I close that and look at the .doc file. I know why she thought she needed my permission. But, she doesn’t. Not really. I stole it from Alex.

Double-click on the .doc. I read through it. When I’m done, I find myself smiling.

I open my e-mail and type in the address. I include only one word.

Yes.

“Someone Get a Doctor!”

You know those guys. Those “kiaido” guys. The ones who claim they can extend their “chi” and attack you with just a wave of their hand?

They even do demonstrations in their dojos with their young students, demonstrating how they can take the entire dojo out, just by pointing at you and shouting real loud.

Well, one of these guys put his money where his mouth was. He put up $5000 against anyone who doubted him.

This is where the MMA fighter steps up.

At the end of this very brief encounter, one guy is on the floor bleeding and the other never even got touched.

Guess which is which.

New (Dio!) Black Sabbath

I’m not much of an Ozzy fan. I like the first Black Sabbath album, but his solo stuff really didn’t do it for me.

Ronnie James Dio, on the other hand… oh hell yeah.

The new Black Sabbath: The Dio Years CD is on its way. The first single, “The Devil Cried,” is here.

METAAAAAAAL!!!

Strange, Part 2

She was seated next to the “New Age” section, her shoes beside her bare feet.

“I got this for you,” she said, showing me what she was reading, using the receipt as a bookmark. The Magus of Freemasonry. “I thought it was appropriate.”

“What are you listening to?” I asked her.

She looked down at her iPod. “Swordfishtrombone,” she said. She sang along.

and he holed up in a room above a  hardware store
cryin' nothing there but Hollywood tears
and he put a spell on some
poor little Crutchfield girl
and stayed like that for 27 years

I sat down. She took a sip. “You want anything?” she asked. I shook my head.

She put the book down, slid it across the little table to me. I picked it up. It felt heavy. I looked inside, found a CD.

“I’d like you to look at this,” she said, a wink ready at any moment.

“What is it?” I asked.

“Something that requires your permission,” she told me. Then, she stood, gathered her drink and her iPod. “Let me know,” she said.

I watched her leave. The long, black skirt that I like. Then, she turned, came back. “Forgot my shoes,” she said. Picking them up, watching me watch her.

Strange…

In more ways than one. This in my Inbox:

Lord Strange,

Meet me tonight at (Ed: location omitted).

9:00 PM sharp.

Regarding a mutual interest.

Wear your magician. You will need it.


Warmly,

VRD,
The Lady Fate

E-300

The apple is red.
The apple appears red.

One form uses no passive voice, but it also communicates the truth of the matter. Nothing is red or blue or green. We perceive the color through a complicated procedure of filters and… well, you know.

And so, with that in mind…

____

300
is a bad movie.
I did not like 300.

300 is a racist movie.
I saw racism in 300.

300 is a misogynistic movie.
I saw misogyny in 300.

300 is violent.
300 contains violent scenes.

__

One form states objective fact. A is B.

The other puts emphasis on the viewer. Of course, we then expect justification for the opinion.

Geddy Lee and Baseball

Ged loves baseball. So much, he’s involved in one of the most intense, brutal, and competitive fantasy baseball leagues. Click the pic and see an interview with Ged about baseball, Rush, and all kinds of occult language I just don’t understand (but my dad would).

Rush: Far Cry

The first single off the new Rush album, Snakes & Arrows, is now available for your listening pleasure.

Ladies and gentlemen, Far Cry.

(*singing* “I can get back home… I can get back home…”)

Will Direct for Food

If you recognize the man in the picture below–or even if you don’t–give a click-through, read his essay, laugh, cry, and think.