(stolen from savageplanet .) Wasps use pepper spray, a meteorite we can’t make heads nor tails of, walking sharks, and the Oldest God in the World. (Bear is now a close second, replaced by one of my personal favorites.) It’s all in a list of the 50 Things We Did Not Know Last Year.* Enjoy!…
Garage BandSo, I spent all of Xmas Eve fiddling with a little program on my new Mac called “Garage Band.” You can hear the results here. I have three more, but it seems uploading “songs” you made with Garage Band may not be kosher with them MySpace folks. And to be clear, I have no…
I fuckin’ hate the book/movie Field of Dreams. Fuck, fuck, fuck, I hate that movie. Fuckin’ hate it. Every time I see it, I’m a pitiful ball of weepy uselessness, knowing that nothing I write will ever make people feel the way that movie/book makes me feel. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I hate it.
“God loves all of us, but he loves irony just a little bit more.” — Band Manager Greg ___ The Vice President of the United States has a gay daughter. She’s pregnant with her first child. She’s also with a life partner she calls “my wife.” Insert irony. If the Vice President’s daughter dies in…
I have to make a post out of this. Just so’s there’s a public record he can come back to. (Crapdaddy is at work, so he can’t see this.) Here you are, Shel. Scarlett Johansson, the Pussycat Doll.
My Saturday mornings were spent with Space Ghost, Johnny Quest, Flash Gordon, and Electro-Woman & Dyna-Girl. I am too old to appreciate this, but I know many others will.
Go to Evil.com. Click on the “V” in “FIVE.” Enjoy the Easter Egg. (Blatant self-promotion!!!)
There are no coincidences.— The Tao of Zen Nihilism As I slowly recover from the apartment manager disaster, I’m working for a high class temp agency that’s landed me with an accounting firm that handles NPR accounts. Every day, I handle paperwork for Fresh Aire and All Things Considered. I also know that my buddy…
She taught me how to revere Bear. She taught me how to see gingerbread magic. She reminded me how much I loved robots. She brought a light into my life that had been missing for so long. And right now, she would be very proud of me. I’m on a new home computer, looking at…