Discordian Typo of the Day

“My bang twinged this morning.”

I’ve been packing, anticipating the inevitable move. When I got up this morning, there was a distinct soreness in my back. When I sat down to check my e-mail… pain.

I laid down for an hour, a heating pad under my spine.

I’m better now, but my body has given me the warning sign. I will obey it.

(All typos are international intentional.)