We’re all damned, you know.
The Devil has each and every soul. Owns it outright.
The only chance you have is to trick him out of it. So, when you die, you go down to Hell and the Devil — who’s seen it all — says to you, “So… what you got?”
Every trick you ever pull is just practice for the last one.
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There’s a story in there. I think I’ll write it tonight.