For Momontomoree

They say it’s your birthday but ask us who cares!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday!
We tie up your feet and throw you down the stairs!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday!

A cake with the candles all over the place!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday! 
When you blow them out they blow up in your face!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday! 

But you know we love you, yes God knows we do!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday! 
Cause no-one here quite shows their age like you do!
Yo ho, it’s your birthday!