A – Age – Not a chance
B – Best Friend – Trekhead
C – Chore you hate – laundry
D – Dad’s name – Terrance Earl Wick
E – Essential items – The Hat
F – Favorite actor – Bobby D.
G – Gold or silver – Silver
H – Hometown – St. Paul, MN
I – Instruments you play – Drums
J – Job title – Writer
K – Kids – Don’t know
L – Living arrangements – 2 Bedroom with The Overtimer
M – Mom’s name – Renee Ann Wick
N – Number of people you’ve slept with. – Higher than the number I should list for “A.”
O – Overnight hospital stays – Lower than the number I should list for “N.”
P – Phobia – Not a chance.
Q – Quote you like – “There is nothing more dangerous than a man who thinks he knows what he’s doing.” – The Tao of Zen Nihilism
R – Religious affiliation – I’m an omnithiest. You can’t have too many messiahs.
S – Siblings – One brudder. Jason. My man.
T – Time you wake up? – 7 AM. Every day.
U – Unique habit – Spontaneous storytelling.
V – Vegetable you refuse to eat – None of the above.
W – Worst habit – Rum and Coca-Cola (sans the rum).
X – X-rays you’ve had – shoulder, foot, wrist, skull.
Y – Yummy food you make – Wicked Chicken.
Z – Zodiac Sign – Before the Gregorian calendar shift: Saggitarius; after the shift: Scorpio. A philosophical sex fiend. That’s me.