Fuck Wells Fargo

Fuck Wells Fargo.
Fuck them for their liberal interpretation of time.
Fuck them for their $33 overdraft fee.
Fuck them for their $9.95 “friendship fee.”
Fuck them for the teller who hung up on me before I could fully explain how they fucked up my account and then charged me for their mistake.
Fuck them for fucking existing.

Fuck Wells Fargo.

Tomorrow, I fuck them. I’ve had an account with Wells Fargo for ten years.
Tomorrow, I fuck them. I’m closing my account.

Fuck Wells Fargo.
Fuck them with the Big Black Dildo of Doom.