In a snarky mood

After reading about the Noah’s Ark hoax, I just have one question for Creationists…

Why would God provide overwhelming evidence against Creationism and provide no evidence at all to support it? Why would the Bible be filled with contradictions, inconsistancies, and flagrant faerie tales?

In other words, God has provided us with a blue print for how old the world is. We’ve got tree rings, animal fossils, radiation decay, historical documents, carbon dating, placement of vegetable and animal life, and visible, repeatable, observable, measurable evidence of evolution in effect right now.

The Bible, on the other hand, gives us a faerie story about the ark.

Now… I ask you… what kind of God does this? One who presents me with evidence for one case and nothing for the other, then sends me to Hell for not having faith?

He gets a kick in the nads from me, man. A big, hard, swift kick in the nads.