It’s a little hobby of mine, giving my friends nicknames.
(People who give themselves nicknames are lame. Here’s a joke. Know how to get the attention of half the women at a con? Make a public announcement for “Raven.”)
Lately, I’ve been in the mood to hand out superhero names. And thus, my buddies begin to form a kind of Justice Leage. A private Justice League, just for me. Here we go. (And, there’s a “No Prize” for the person who can guess them all correctly!)
The Soliloquator!
(The slammer at the end is manditory! He never speaks in anything less than exclamations!) Has a BOOMING VOICE that allows him to knock down any bad guy (or argument). Unfortunately, his powers are very narrow.
Unfoman
He knows everything there is to know about everyone else. Doesn’t know shit about inanimate objects.
The Egg
White on the outside, but a Chinese kung-fu master on the inside. His weakness is his power (to his everlasting shame).
The Closet Christian
Projects the image of a liberal-minded gamer, but in truth, the illusion hides a raging conservative with massive powers Given-By-God.
There they are. So far. I’ve got more buddies, and that means more additions to my Justice League are on the way. Or, should they be the Wicked League?