1. Initials: JJW
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you? This is not a question but an imperative.
3. When was your last kiss? You must think me very cheap to kiss and tell like that.
4. For or against same sex marriage? These days, I’m against marriage in general.
5. Are you homophobic? The ones who are never think they are.
6. Are you bisexual? I’m just me.
7. Do you believe in God? Yes. And she doesn’t believe in you.
8. How many US states have you been to? Alabama, NC, IA, GA, NY, NV, CA, MN, WI, IN, WA, HA, SC, ND, SD, NH (live free or die!), MA… Gee, I think just about all of them. Except Alaska.
9. How many of the US states have you lived in? MN, CA, IA, GA.
10. Have you ever lived outside the US?
No, I’ve never been to Spain…
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: I’m ticklish, but only under the right circumstances.
12. Name something non physical you like about yourself: No.
13. How do you know you don’t like something until you try it? This is not a question, it’s a Commandment.
14. What is the current rumour travelling around about you? I don’t know and I don’t care.
15. What do you think about drugs? Dihydrogen monoxide should be banned!
16. Have you ever had someone of the opposite sex stay over at your house? And the non-opposite kind, too.
17. How many concerts have you gone to? Not enough.
18. Do you download music? Yes, but I pay for every song.
19. How many illegal things have you done? I think for myself. Isn’t that illegal yet?
20. Would you date the person who posted this? See #3.
21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes.
23. Ever been kissed under fireworks? Yes.
24. Do you like president Bush? Yes. I love what he’s doing for the Republican party.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? Yes.
26. Have you ever white-water rafted? Yes.
27. Have you ever crashed a car? Yes. (These are getting boring.)
28. Has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? See #3.
29. Have you met a real redneck? I lived in GA for 5 years.
30. Are you interested in anyone right now? #3 (again)
31. What song are you listening to right now?
… but I kinda like the music.
32. What is your current favourite song? Mariah’s Bed by Bruce Springsteen
33. What was the last movie you watched? KONG! (It was too long.)
34. Who was the last person that told you they loved you? My mom and dad and brother.
35. Where was the last place you were at besides your house? My folks’ place in Vegas.
36. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Do girlfriends count?
37. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Hit? No.
45. Do you have an I-Pod? No.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
“Hi. Remember me? I’m the kid who had a report due on space. Then I got the new Encyclopedia Britanica…”
47. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? Yes.
48. Do you have braces? Not on my legs.
49. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes.
51. When do you know it’s love? I’ll write you a book.
52. Do you speak any other languages besides English? I’m pretty fluent in Ork.
53. What kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out? “Where’s the rum?”
54. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Many, many times.
56. Has anyone you were close with passed away? My grandfather.
58. What’s something that really annoys you? Willful ignorance.
59. What’s something you really enjoy? Storytelling.
60. Do you like Michael Jackson? I’ve never listened to his talk show.
61. Can you dance? Hell yeah.
62. Have you ever surfed? No, but my sister does.
63. Do you know how to pump gas? Yes.
64. Do you drive?
I got some dragstrip courage, I can really drive a bed
65. Whats the latest you have ever stayed up? You ain’t never seen a sunset till you’ve seen the crack of dawn.
66. Have you ever thought you were honestly going to die? All the time.
67. Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Yes. It wasn’t in time to save my memory.
68. Have you ever been dared to do something you didn’t want to do? Yes.
69. What do you think of the person who posted this before you? #3.