AND BASHTHRAKA KILLED THEM!!!

I played World of Warcraft for the first time yesterday.

I made an ork warrior. I picked out his color, his hair. His muskles. Then, I gave him a name.

BASHTHRAKA.

Bashthraka wandered through the countryside, looking for little pig things. 

AND BASHTHRAKA KILLED THEM!!!

Then, Bashthraka wandered through the countryside, looking for little jumpy, dancy green things.

AND BASHTHRAKA KILLED THEM!!!

Then, Bashthraka learned how to scream very loud, although he already knew how to scream very loud, and if stupid humans think Basththraka needs to be taught how to do something he already knows how to do, then humans are dumb.

AND BASHTHRAKA WILL KILL THEM!!!

And Bashthraka then went to the human castle where he needed to kill knights and sailors. 

AND BASHTHRAKA KILLED THEM!!!

Then the stupid game told Bashthraka he was sixth level–as if Bashthraka didn’t already know he was sixth level!!!

SO BASHTHRAKA KILLED THE GAME!!!

(Thanks to

mnight

 for letting me use her account and get my Bashthraka on.)