Author: John Wick


  • Masonic Humor

    Bill and Nancy were enjoying a quiet Sunday evening when the phone rang. Nancy picked it up. “Bill, it’s the Master of the Lodge.” Bill picked up the phone and talked to the Master of the Lodge for half an hour. When he got off the phone, Nancy said, “You know, Bill, I wish that…

  • … and why it is important to what happened in Dealey Plaza, November 22.

  • I’m interested in watching this, but I do not have access to the History Channel. Anybody willing to put up with me for an hour while we watch this fascinating ficti–I mean, “documentary?” 🙂 Decoding The Past – Secret Brotherhood of Freemasons Tune In: Thursday, March 23 @ 9pm ET/PT George Washington, Paul Revere and…

  • MINNEAPOLIS / ST. PAUL (3/20/2006) — American’s increasing acceptance of religious diversity doesn’t extend to those who don’t believe in a god, according to a national survey by researchers in the University of Minnesota’s department of sociology. From a telephone sampling of more than 2,000 households, university researchers found that Americans rate atheists below Muslims,…

  • New Word

    Main Entry: larpflirtFunction: verbEtymology: latentblue *1: the act of flirting with a person at a live action roleplaying game under the auspice of flirting with their character. ___ * via Jefferson Bear’s telepathetic powers.(“YEssss! Now bring me the honey.”)

  • Today…

    … I removed and replaced an entire sink. … I removed and replaced a garbage disposal unit. … I memorized three and a half pages of Masonic ritual. … I replaced the power coupling (no joke) on a water heater. … I wrote ten pages for a roleplaying game (Wilderness of Mirrors). … I fixed…

  • Spy Game

    As I mentioned, last night, I was sitting with friends who want to play a spy game. They dig spies. I mean they really dig spies. I’ve listened to them trying to “fix” d20 (“polishing a turd” is what I say) and how they’ve even resorted to pulling out old editions of Top Secret to…

  • New Place

    Here I am!

  • Job So Far

    Today at work: * Did not have to call Sheriff. This was a good thing. * Learned how to replace a sink. This was also a good thing. * Learned how to replace a broken stovetop burner. This was also a good thing. And my day is only half-over.

  • My business partner Jared is encountering what we like to call “The Tyranny of Lawyers.” This is what America has come to. A bunch of asshole mediocrities using loopholes in the law to steal from genius. I’m doing what I can on this end to keep him afloat, but things look bad. Go check out…