Okay, so I’m going dancing tonight. I’ve put it off long enough. Must engage in the ritualistic pounding of feet, spinning of head, dizzyness of the otherworld as I summon the ghosts of my ancestors. I’ll be going to Xianvox’s gig tonight. You can read about it here: . Here’s the catch. I hate dancing…

I step in, fetching change out of my pocket for the dreaded Coke machine. The Celtic Queen stands at a table, cutting an apple. “Hi John!” she says. “Would like some apple?” “Sure,” I say and snag piece. Munch, munch. I fetch the Coke and finish off my piece of the apple. “Hey, wait a…

Last time we got together for the Neopets d20 Thieves game, one of the players asked me, “John, how does L5R work?” So, I pulled up a character sheet .pdf and we went through the system, step-by-step. Took us all of five minutes. At the end of that five minutes, they understood how to do…

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