(from factcheck.org) In a new TV ad, Progress for America exaggerates the true state of Social Security’s finances by comparing it to the Titanic. The ad claims the system will go “bankrupt” if nothing is done and that we must rescue the program “before it hits the iceberg.” Actually, neutral experts predict the system can…

It’s about time someone pulled an Emperor’s Clothes on this. Ladies and gentlemen, Buzz Bunny. (I laughed so hard, I almost threw up.)

I know at least one person on my friends list who will be entertained by this. Ladies and gentlemen, direct from internetzug, I give you hentai. (No, not Hantai. That’s the Emperor.)

this one needs not a link, but a set of instructions: 1) go to www.google.com 2) put “miserable failure” into the search field 3) click, “i’m feeling lucky” 4) laugh at the hilarity

Who's At Your Funeral? by jasonlblair Username Grieving widow(er) evilzug Delivering the eulogy trekhead Crying the loudest matt_snyder Trying not the laugh sweetchili Anxiously awaiting the reading of the will muskrat_john Sleeping through it daogre Crashing the shindig jetgrrl01 Head Pallbearer terribleangel Forgot to sign the guestbook noltain How you’ll die Autoerotic Asphyxiation How you’ll…

Let me demonstrate why. I went to the rhyming dictionary. I put in a word and used the very first words that popped up to make a song. All I need now is a ’70’s tune I can sample the riff from, a microphone and I’m on my way. WORD:Deez DICTIONARY: abductees, absentees, adoptees, amputees…

If you aren’t reading Dork Tower, you’re missing out.

This weekend, we watched the entire first season of The Sopranos. I decided this activity — now a very common one thanks to DVD technology — needs a name. I have dubbed it “seasoning.” “Can’t come to the phone, we’re seasoning Sex in the City.” Past tense: “seasoned.” “This weekend, we seasoned The Sorpanos.” This…

A little art movie using the music of Tom Waits as a soundtrack. You can watch a video at the site.