Cut Ups Fun

The author of Naked Lunch, William Burroughs, used a technique called “the Cut Ups Method” to get inspiration for ideas. Essentially, he’d cut out words and phrases from books, magazines and newspapers, throw them in a fishbowl, then pull out random words and try to make sense of them.

I’ve taken the last line of your journal entries and thrown them together in no particular order. I haven’t changed any words, just touched the punctuation here and there. You’d be amazed at what might come out…

Crystal Method – Tweekend\Tweekend- 01 – PHD.mp3. Yay for blog updates! Epilogue: Arachnoid membrane, and it’s bi-weekly, woo-hoo! I don’t have to wait a whole month. Hmm, I’ve been to all but 13 states. Not too bad. Odd, odd holiday. Love you bunches and bunches. And I’m sure none of this makes any sense to any of you. Oh well. You’d think I was a vegetarian for the kind of guilt I haul around. Lots of “almost, but not quite” today. And I said to him, ‘If you don’t have Fortitude, stay out of Tokyo.’ …oh, and the dragon breeding… it’s ALL about pleasure. That is, until the Great Goddess caught up with him. When you come back to me again. Which, I suppose, is not the worst thing I can think to complain about. Thinking of you….you should know who you are. DRIVE. I can’t believe it’s Monday already. They used my idea! Almost time to leave for work. It hurts just to type.
Feel free to give a call.

(Thanks to Delwn for the idea)

New Strongbad!!! (and a HP Lemming)

Your Head A Splode!!!

Also, this from . I have no idea what any of it means. 😉

Your Years at Hogwarts by nevermindless
Name:
The Sorting Hat places you in: Slytherin (Green and Silver)
Subject you are naturally best at: Arithmancy. You quit Divination.
Your favorite book: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by: Quentin Trimble
Pet you bring to school: Cinnamon Screech Owl
You are most known for: Being studious.
Created with quill18‘s MemeGen!

Isn’t that the house Alan Rickman is in charge of? That’d be kinda cool. 😀

If only…

(thanks to danthedragon)

Your life in a Final Fantasy game by Neko_Kaolla
Character Name
Age
Hair/Eye Color Slicked back black/Red
Role in Party Hero(ine)/Main character
Type Black Mage
In Game Lover Garnet/Dagger
Created with quill18‘s MemeGen!

Black hair…
Hm…

Eight Thousand Words

In order to play Mr. Finger in the Camarilla, I’ve had to write 8,000 words worth of apps.

Under any other circumstance, I would have been paid to write those words. And the paycheck would have been enough to cover rent, a CD, steak dinner for two, and possibly a movie.

I write for a living guys. Eight thousand words.

You want anything else? Talk to my agent.

😛

The Truth

Here it is.

The Camarilla fan club is filled with corruption, incompetance, ignorance, injustice, unecessary bureaucracy, nepitism, and just plain stupidity. There is no good reason for me to play in the Camarilla.

But Trekhead, Learsfool, and Fallentyrant are there.

And that’s three good reasons.
Good enough for me.

Some Tremere Help

My character is the highest ranking Tremere in Santa Monica/West Los Angeles. And he’s only an apprentice.

I need help.

I cannot access a message glass because only Regents can do that, so I’m screwed for In-Character contact to the Tremere Clan.

So far, all my requests for help and assistance OOC have equally been ignored. I just tried posting on the OOC Tremere list — a list that I subscribe to and receive messages from — and it bounced.

Please please please somebody talk to me or I swear to fuckin’ God I’ll declare myself the Duke of Santa Monica. 😉