The figure of Jesus has always been important to me. Not in a religious way, but in a spiritual, symbolic way. The world is made of pain. Everywhere you look. Like my grandpa said, “If you think you’ve got it bad, open your eyes and look around. You’ll find someone who’s got it much, much…
When Jennifer and I split, we told our friends they didn’t have to pick sides. It was an amicable split, and we didn’t want our friends acting strange around us. As it turned out, our friends all got weird. I had to re-evaluate everything I knew as true. Apply cold, hard logic and look at…
“Hey, John,” the Goddess asked. “How old are you?” “Twenty five,” I told her. “No, you’re not,” the other one said. The red-head who has access to my files. The cute one. Then, she let the number fly. They looked at me. Waiting for a reply. “You’re old,” the Goddess said, tired of waiting. “You’re…
(I’m in such a good mood. Jimmy Buffett, twenty-four seven. A little song about living without regret…) The Last Mango in Paris I went down to Captain Tony’s To get out of the heat Then I heard a voice call out to me “Son come have a seat” I had to search my memory As…
I miss wit. I mean it. Oscar Wilde wasn’t the only thing that died on that day. Wit died with him. There are a few of us trying to keep the old boy alive, but there’s only so much we can do. As bullshit like “Jackass” enthralls our youth, their verbal skills weaken to the…
MAGAX: The Destroyer!!! http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=186 (This was one of my boss’ favorites. He’s a sucker for all that testosterone drama.) Still waiting for approval on the conmen. We’ll see…
Ah. Flash Gordon. Great Dale. Great Zarkov. Great Vultan. Great Baron. The Best Ming EVER. (And let’s not forget Princess Aura.) If only their Flash didn’t suck eggs.
Blackmail, lies, betrayal, stealing letters, seduction, sex, murder. Damn. This is what I’m missing in my life. I need a co-conspirator. A woman who understands my desire for wickedness, cunning, and cruelty. And can match me, measure for measure. But, I’m not ready for her yet. Not yet.
You know, I thought I was done with the sewing circle rumor thing when I got out of high school. But, as it turns out, the Cam is just loaded with pepper pots who have nothing better to do with their time than talk about other people’s lives. I guess the current string are rather…