The Only Ninja in the World

I used to get in a lot of trouble for saying this (and I still do, in fact), but here we go again.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NINJA!

Except for this guy. And he’s my favorite ninja in all the world. That’s because he’s the ONLY ninja in all the world.

Happy birthday , the German Who Walks! (But you’ll never hear him, because he’s a NINJA!)

Do: Open Call for Beta Playtesters

The Mighty Mighty Daniel Solis (the guy laying out HotB and made that smashing cover) is playtesting his first roleplaying game.

You should help.

Click the icon above to submit a playtest application. Daniel’s new idea is TEH HAWT!!! If you don’t know anything about it, check out Daniel’s  Livejournal (

) for additional details.

Five Seconds to Say “Thank You”

I was in my grandmother’s attic where my uncle lived, looking through his albums. I was listening to them based on the covers. I listened to Molly Hatchet. I didn’t like it. I listened to Meat Loaf. I loved it. I listened to Styx. Eh. I listened to Led Zeppelin. Eh.

And then I found an album called 2112.

It was a gatefold. I opened it up, saw the songs made up a long story. A story stretching across the entire first side of the album. I put it on the turntable and started listening. And the thing that blew me away most–not the lyrics, not the story–was the fact that all that noise came from just three guys. I loved the first side, but the second side had a song called Something for Nothing. My little mind read the lyrics and they stuck with me. I couldn’t get the tune out of my head. I loved that album.

Later, when my uncle asked me which was my favorite album, I told him. He asked, “Did you listen to Permanent Waves?”

I shook my head. I was chosing albums based on the covers. I didn’t even remember an album called “Permanent Waves.” We went back up to the attic and he put that album on. And again, I could not believe three guys were making all that noise.

Later that year, I was over at my grandmother’s house again, hanging out with my uncle. He was talking to a friend of his, talking about the fact that their third friend couldn’t make it that night. They were wondering who to call. Everybody was working. I asked them what they were talking about, looking up at them, no more than four feet high.

They both looked at me. My uncle smiled. “Did you like 2112 and Permanent Waves?” I nodded enthusiastically. He turned to his buddy. “Let’s take John,” he said. I didn’t quite understand what was going on until the lights went down and the music started.

I was at my first Rush concert.

It was not my last.

The next time they came to MN on tour–for Moving Pictures–I was there. I saw them on Signals. I saw them on Grace Under Pressure. I saw them on every tour for every album.

And I still can’t believe just three guys make all that noise.

Of course, those three guys have been my favorite musicians since I first saw them live with my uncle and his buddy. And when I saw Neil Peart’s drum solo, I knew–I KNEW–that I wanted to be a drummer. And I started writing poetry. Really bad poetry, but hell, every teenager writes his share of bad poetry.

Their example drove me. Devotion to musicianship. Devotion to the band. Devotion to the music. It was all about the music. Not costumes, not image, not wrecking hotel rooms, not Satan worship, not groupies. Just the music. I still remember the reporter asking Peart why he didn’t do “stick tricks” like Tommy Lee and the other hair metal drummers.

His answer? “They don’t record well.”

It was all about the music. And friendship. Three friends making music.

Thirty years of making music.

On Thursday night, my buddy Steve and I drove out to the stadium with butterflies in our stomachs. We were smiling all the while. Big, dumb grins. We couldn’t ditch them. When we got there, we had the distinct impression that we actually were going to miss out on what was putting those big dumb grins on our faces… but it happened. It really happened.

We stood in line. We watched the ones ahead of us get ushered up, click, then ushered away. Ushered up, click, ushered away. Ushered up, click, ushered away.

Then, our turn.

We walked up, shook their hands. We couldn’t get those big dumb grins off our faces. And I knew there was no chance to say what I wanted to say. No chance to tell them how important their music was to me. No chance…

So, I said that.

“I don’t know how to say ‘Thank you’ for thirty years of music in five seconds.”

Alex laughed. He said, “That’s about enough time.”

Click.

And they ushered us away. And to this day, I’ve still got that big dumb smile on my face.

Houses of the Blooded: Pre-Order Update

Sales are going great. As of this morning, only 62 copies of the Limited Edition remain. Orders of the Standard Edition look solid as well. Looks like I’ll be covering my print costs with ease.

Woot!

Those Limited Editions are going fast! They probably won’t last the week. Be sure to get yours before they’re gone!

DISCORDIA DAY!!!

 

Four years ago, I published Discordia, my gift to the Goddess. I’ll have something for her next year on the five year anniversary. For now, a poem for my beloved Goddess…

For Discordia, On Her Day
Today, I eat hot dogs
I eat them with the buns
Discordia tells me not to
*&^% HER! SHE CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
ALL HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!

Eat a hot dog for Eris today. Or don’t!

Houses of the Blooded: Preorders Now LIVE!

Preorders for Houses of the Blooded are now LIVE!

Order your Standard Edition for $40!
Standard Edition is a special pre-order price. Regular price ($45) will go live on June 1st. 
* Complete PDF of the book for player and Narrator use
* Details on the ven and their culture
* Systems for The Duel, Warfare, Romance, Revenge and Art
* A huge Narrator chapter, filled with advice for new and experienced game masters
* “Seasons”: a system for long-term goals usually absent in most fantasy roleplaying games
* Both “friendly game” and “cut-throat” modes for players who enjoy a quiet game with friends and those who love destroying their favorite enemies 

Order your Limited Edition (only 100 printed) for $75! 
* ONLY 100 COPIES PRINTED
* A distinct cover (different than the Standard Edition)
* Hard cover with dust jacket
* Details on the ven and their culture
* Systems for The Duel, Warfare, Romance, Revenge and Art
* A huge Narrator chapter, filled with advice for new and experienced game masters
* “Seasons”: a system for long-term goals usually absent in most fantasy roleplaying games
* Both “friendly game” and “cut-throat” modes for players who enjoy a quiet game with friends and those who love destroying their favorite enemies

The Limited Edition also includes a bonus CD:
* Complete PDF of the book for player and Narrator use
* Blood Opera: over an hour of music drawn from and inspired by the ven musical tradition
* HotB Graphics Package: all the InDesign templates and graphic elements used in the book for player and Narrator use 

Atheism is Not a Religion

Recently, on ‘s LJ, the subject of atheism as a religion came up. This is something I’ve been trying to clarify for a while now (ever since I read I Don’t Have Enough Faith to be an Atheist).

Saying “I believe in a god” does not make you relgious.
Saying “I don’t believe in a god,” likewise, does not make you religious.

Religion and theism rely on faith: belief without evidence. Or, sometimes, when your god tests your faith, despite the evidence.

Quick aside. This reminds me of when RPGs use the term “faith” in fantastic/magical cultures where the gods make their presence known by direct acts of divine intervention. In this case, the people of the world do not have faith, they have devotion. Evidence exists for the gods’ existence. If you don’t believe in god–right after he made a miracle occur–then you are exactly what the Bible calls you: a fool.

George Orwell predicted the co-oping of words for political purposes. Changing the definition of the word to your own political advantage. Not everyone does this intentionally and not everyone is familiar with the technique. An unrelated example is when the Bush Administration has changed the definitions of “torture” and “terrorist.” (They also tried to include “the unborn” under child abuse laws. A very clever–if unethical–strategy.)

Recently, the religious right has tried to put atheism under the same umbrella as religion. Let me explain why this is a catalogical mistake.

Just saying “I believe in a god” does not make you religious. Yes, it makes you theistic, but not religious. You know the folks who believe in a god but don’t go to church, don’t participate in rituals, don’t eat the flesh and drink the blood and all the rest of that? Yeah, they’re not religious; they’re theists. They believe in at least one god.

This is important because the religious right uses the word “religious” when they should be using the word “theist.” They do this to bolster their numbers. “90% of Americans are religious!” No, not at all. Many of those folks don’t belong to churches, don’t attend services, don’t identify with a specific religion at all. They believe in something, but they don’t know what it is. In fact, if you start defining terms, most of them define themselves as agnostic: “I don’t know if there is a deity, but…”

A religion is a philosophy: a collation of statements about the nature of reality, morality and ethics that invokes the existence of a divine presence. Not all philosophies require a god for their statements of truth, but a philosophy that does is a religion. For example, one could not call the philosophy of Nietzche a religion because it does not include a belief in a god. Now, some can point at many philosophers (Nietzche, Ayn Rand, etc.) who have a cult of personality following, but none of those people believe in the divine powers of their devotion; they just blindly and obediently follow everything their leader says. This does not make a cult of personality a religion; it makes it a cult of personality. Sometimes dangerous, sometimes benign… just like religions. Sometimes dangerous, sometimes benign.

The reason the Catholics have a creed (Latin: “we believe”) is because a religion is also a social institution that teaches its followers the correct belief system. Religions tell you, “This is our god, this is how you worship it, this is what sacrifices it demands, this is its laws.” If you don’t believe in those things, you are not a member of that religion. Sure, the followers of a particular religion can debate the details, but there aren’t many Christians out there debating the divinity of Jesus. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be Christians.

Atheism is a simple statement: “I believe in no gods.” Saying that does not tell you how to act. It doesn’t tell you really anything about the universe… except the lack of gods. Going from “I don’t believe in a god” to any other moral statement is a leap even Morpheus (from The Matrix) couldn’t make.

Saying “I believe in a god” does not make you a Catholic, a Jew, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Neopagan, a Discordian, or anything else. What you believe about that god is what defines your religion.

Saying “I believe there are no gods” does not make you a Nazi, a Communist, a physicist, a bio-engineer or anything else. All of those philosophies are built on statements that have nothing to do with the existence of gods.

So, don’t believe the hype. Don’t allow the meme to change what you are or what you believe.

Four More Days to May 5!

The start of the fifth month of the year! Discordia Day is fast approaching and you know what that means…

JUST FOUR MORE DAYS
‘TIL YOU CAN PRE-ORDER
HOUSES OF THE BLOODED!

In other news, I’ll be celebrating Discordia Day the same way I always do. It’s a tradition on Discordia’s most sacred and holy day that we eat hot dogs and apples, of course (with or without buns, depending on your orthodoxy). So, I’ll be having a hot dog grill party on Monday night. We’ll grill hot dogs and eat apples. But no Discordian would ever–EVER–ignore her most prominent command…

NO DISCORDIAN SHALL
TURN DOWN ANY DARE
ON MY MOST SACRED
AND HOLY DAY.

Therefore, I shall do as my Goddess commands. On May 5th, I shall turn down no dare offered to me. Of course, it must be given to me in person. Can’t just shout it out over the phone or through the intartubes. No, siree daddy. The dare must be given in person.

(Other caveats apply as well. I won’t do anything that will harm another human being, animal or myself. I also won’t humiliate another human being or animal, but I have no qualms about humiliating myself.)

Hopefully, other Discordians will follow in my stead.

This is our day, brothers and sisters! Let us not dismiss it as we dismiss other holy days. Do as I say and be yourselves! Celebrate Discordia’s Day with pride and honor and chocolate sea monkeys!

Discordia Day approaches! Do you know where your dignity is?

Houses of the Blooded: Art

When we started designing the first Legend of the Five Rings CCG expansion (Shadowlands), one of the local LA players approached us. He was enthusiastic about the game, knew its subtleties well, and was also an artist. His name was Ben and when we saw what he could do, we jumped on the opportunity to use him. When his art came in, it was obvious he understood the game. He put easter eggs in every card that the players would understand. He was a fan and his enthusiasm showed in the art, making it some of the best in the set. Sure, some of the other artists had better technical skills, but Ben’s cards were always right on the top of the heap for the players and they looked forward to each and every one.

When I started looking for an artist for Houses of the Blooded, I wanted an artist who would understand my goals. I didn’t want someone with just the best technical skills; I wanted someone who would appreciate the ideas behind the game and be familiar with the subtleties. Someone who would get it.

Without a doubt, that someone was Storn Cook.

Storn is a talented artist–no doubt–but more importantly, he understands the game. That’s because he’s playing the game. He’s part of the Sons of Kryos playtest crew. And Storn gets it… as can be demonstrated by his first two pieces for the book.

My goal with the art–something Storn understood right away–was creating an environment. The moment the players see the book–not just pick it up, but see it–is when their experience with the ven begins. The cover has to intrigue them enough to pick it up, but it also has to be the first line in a long, epic poem. It has to hook them, but also has to show them–not just tell, but show–what they’re getting into here. Then, when they pick the book up, open its pages, smell the ink and the paper, hear the crink in the binding, see the layout and see the art… all of these things sell the book. A book isn’t just an intellectual experience; it’s a tangible one, too.

Storn’s art helps us reach that goal. We came up with an art list that made the book feel like a piece of ven archeology. Each piece is a sketch from an anthropologist’s notebook, complete with handwritten notes, observations and speculations. We get no direct look at the ven–just a peek through a dim glass. Peering back through time. The illustrations do not show you who the ven were, but who they might have been. A look at how they saw themselves.

Go check out Storn’s journal and take a look. Hot damn, we’s gonna have a damn pretty book.