While Christians all across the world wait for Jesus’ return–and the End of the World–it looks like Science may do it first.
“Officials at CERN, the European Center for Nuclear Research, outside Geneva, announced Thursday that their new particle accelerator, the world’s largest, would begin operation on Sept. 10. On that date, the physicists and engineers will make the first attempt to circulate a beam of protons around a 17-mile-long super-cooled underground racetrack known as the Large Hadron Collider.”
They are going to recreate conditions that first occurred at the beginning of the universe… and may take out the universe with it. So, go hug your loved ones and say goodbye–just in case.
Science is gonna blow up the universe. Jesus better get a move on.
Goddamn, Science is sexy.