CTHULHU!!!

It’s been a long time since I kept the tradition of running a Call of Cthulhu game on Halloween. I decided to re-up the tradition, but in spades. A four part story, each chapter in a different Era, all linked by a single element, starting on the first Friday in October, ending on Halloween night.

I’m too sleepy to do a full write-up, but Part 1 went off amazingly well. Out of the four characters, three died (each and every one killed by a fellow PC) and the fourth one went insane (he tried to kill himself).

The Man in Black made an appearance and… I’ll just leave it there. I’m completely drained. I had forgotten how much Cthulhu demands from me.

But they were all happy and eager to play the next chapter. Their characters were slaughtered–by each other–and they’re eager for more.

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn! I have a great crew.

Hey Brother, Can You Spare…

(delivered via [info]savageplanet )

> I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor
> of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
> To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide
> U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting
> every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at
> adults 18 and up.
>
> So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals
> $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We
> Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
>
> So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay
> $127,500 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
> But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500 in their pocket. A
> husband and wife has $595,000.
>
> What would you do with $297,500 to $595,000 in your family?Pay off your
> mortgage – housing crisis solved.
> Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads
> Put away money for college – it’ll be there
> Save in a bank – create money to loan to entrepreneurs
> Buy a new car – create jobs
> Invest in the market – capital drives growth
> Pay for your parent’s medical insurance – health care improves
> Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean – or else
> Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks
> who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is
> cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If
> we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of
> trickling out a puny $1000 ( ‘vote buy’ ) economic incentive that is
> being proposed by one of our candidates for President.
>
> If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult
> U S Citizen 18+!| As for AIG – liquidate it. Sell off its parts.| Let
> American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real
> estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it
> up.
>
> Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t. Sure it’s a crazy
> idea that can ‘never work.’ But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block
> Party! How do you spell Economic Boom?
>
> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We
> Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington
> DC. And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because
> $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
>
> Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
>
>
> PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it’s either good for a
> laugh, or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85
> Billion!!
>
>
> Now do the math with 750 billion

RinCon 2008: Guest of Honor

I’m one of the Guests of Honor at RinCon, an Arizona game convention that takes place over Halloween weekend.

I’ll be there with Houses of the Blooded as well as some special surprises.

(Wait till you see the booth. I’ve got two words for you. Ven. Library.)

I’ll also be running games and possibly testing the LARP rules. If you’re all good little boys and girls.

IMPORTANT VERY HELP 100% GUARANTEE RE: MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

(from wunderworks)

A Conversation between Jed Bartlet and Barack Obama (written by Aaron Sorkin)

(yes, really written by Aaron Sorkin)

OBAMA
The problem is we can’t appear angry. Bush called us the angry left. Did you see anyone in Denver who was angry?

BARTLET
Well … let me think. …We went to war against the wrong country, Osama bin Laden just celebrated his seventh anniversary of not being caught either dead or alive, my family’s less safe than it was eight years ago, we’ve lost trillions of dollars, millions of jobs, thousands of lives and we lost an entire city due to bad weather. So, you know … I’m a little angry.

OBAMA
What would you do?

BARTLET
GET ANGRIER!

You can read it here.

If Only…

I didn’t watch much of The West Wing after Sorkin and Schlamme left, but I am a great admirer of Alan Alda, as a writer and as an actor and as a compassionate human being.

When he appeared as a candidate for President on the show, I began getting interested again. I own the collected DVDs and I’ve watched the three seasons without the A/S combo. By far, my favorite moments are with Alda front and center. I’m certain he had more than a little say in his character’s direction and dialogue.

And here is something we should be seeing in today’s political arena.

If only…

Burn After Reading

When the Coen Brothers’ Fargo won multiple Oscars (missing out for Best Film to–wait for it–Braveheart of all things), they quickly followed it up with one of their "goof off" films, The Big Lebowski. Known for messing with both their audiences and their critics, you could almost hear the Brothers’ cackling as American audiences tried to figure out exactly what the Coens were thinking. Fargo was a bloody and merciless crime story told in one of the nicest places in the world (my home state of Minnesota). And here… here’s the tale of the world’s laziest slacker in the world’s most ambitious town.

Needless to say, The Big Lebowski seemed a world far, far away from Fargo.

Following on the heels of what may be seen as their greatest success (No Country for Old Men), the Cohens have unleashed a movie about incompetant dunderheads in the world’s most… well, Washington DC. A world far, far away from the desolate Texas countryside of their previous film. There are no inhuman, merciless killers with bad haircuts here. Instead, what we have are people pretending to be anything other than what they are in the country’s capital. A "Coen Goof Off Film" to follow up their nearly silent bloodfest. And if you listen closely, you can hear them cackling, as if to say, "Wait ’till they get a hold of this."

Burn After Reading is a typical Coen goof off film, but I don’t want you to be fooled by that word. Typical. This is not your standard Hollywood fare, as demonstrated by the advertising. Hollywood doesn’t know how to sell a Cohen Brothers movie. It isn’t exactly a comedy, it isn’t exactly a drama. It’s the Brothers writing a plot so thick you don’t know to eat it with a spoon or a fork, getting a bunch of their friends together, writing some of the best dialogue in Hollywood today, and ending the movie with a Cohen ending: an anti-climax that makes you laugh your ass off.

In the midst of all this nonsense, most of the attention will be directed at the goofballs. And make no mistake, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Frances McDormand deserve high praise for their roles. They bring a degree of nonsense that would make Salivore Dali’s head spin. But, as anyone who’s studied comedy knows, you can’t have all ham without some pineapple, and the straight men in this piece deserve equal high praise. John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton and the forelorn Richard Jenkins really make all the madcap down-the-rabbit hole logic work and give real consequences to all the absurdity.

(Malkovich’s anger at a world seemingly populated with idiots is something I’ve felt myself all too often, and I have to say, I realized I sympathized with nearly every action he takes in the film. Something that frightens me much more than any Anton Chigurh.)

If movies like Raising Arizona, Barton Fink and The Big Lebowski aren’t your cup of tea, you should probably avoid this one. A little bitter, a little sweet, add blood to taste. And take care when you drink: it may come right back up your nose.

In Happier News…

… happy birthday to the man who inspired me in so many ways. Writer, drummer, thinker, traveler, poet… and occasional goofball.

Thank you, Neil.

WickedCon 2008

December 10, 2008 marks an auspicious date. It’s my birthday.

December 11 – 14 will be WickedCon: a weekend of gaming, partying and magic. And you’re all invited.

More very soon.