I married Jared and Rebecca. I mean I performed the ceremony. My first ritual. Two pictures. The first is me at the wedding with precocious little Jade. The second is me at the post-ceremony brunch making a secret esoteric sign that only Jared picked up on.

I get in a bad mood when… … I feel my opinion is being discounted. … I am sick. … I don’t want to be at work. … I feel I’m being taken advantage of by people I trusted. (Note the past tense.) … I’m on deadline. All of the above are true. I’m in…

There are religious people in government who like to toat around the fact that the Declaration of Independance talks a lot about God. Well, see, there’s something else it toats around a lot. “All men are created equal.” There’s a problem with this statement and religious thought. If you’re someone like… oh, say Bush or…

One is sensible, responsible and reasonable. The other is a religious zealot throwing words like “slave owner” and “nazi” at his opposition. Guess which one is the Republican.

There’s a template in Quark Express for correct magazine pagination. So the pages don’t print out 1, 2, 3, but print out First Page, Last Page, Second Page, Second-to-Last Page… anybody understand the language I’m talkin’?

… this is a real advertisement. Groooovy! Thanks to for making me laugh. I hope to return the favor soon.

Colin Powell will skip GOP convention and then there’s this: I pity the fool who don’t click this link!

You are the Fourth Doctor: A walking Bohemianconundrum with a brooding personal magnetismand a first-rate intellect concealed somewherebeneath your charmingly goofy exterior. You areperhaps the most terribly clever of all theDoctors, though your occasional bouts ofchildishness get you in trouble. You never golooking for a fight, but when someone messeswith you… good heavens, are they…

I had a lousy day at work. My flight got re-booked, so I’m leaving at 6:00 AM rather than 11:30 the previous night. I lost my temper at a dear friend. I’m going to a wedding, to perform the ceremony itself, and I wake up with a big, red zit on the tip of my…