Author: John Wick


  • Computer Geek?

    I never knew… What Kind of Geek are You? Name DOB Favourite Color Your IQ is very high You are a computer geek Your strength is you actually have social skills Your weakness is alcohol You think normal people are aliens Normal people think that you are weird This QuickKwiz by owlsamantha – Taken 58314…

  • Wedding Pictures

    I married Jared and Rebecca. I mean I performed the ceremony. My first ritual. Two pictures. The first is me at the wedding with precocious little Jade. The second is me at the post-ceremony brunch making a secret esoteric sign that only Jared picked up on.

  • Bad Mood

    I get in a bad mood when… … I feel my opinion is being discounted. … I am sick. … I don’t want to be at work. … I feel I’m being taken advantage of by people I trusted. (Note the past tense.) … I’m on deadline. All of the above are true. I’m in…

  • There are religious people in government who like to toat around the fact that the Declaration of Independance talks a lot about God. Well, see, there’s something else it toats around a lot. “All men are created equal.” There’s a problem with this statement and religious thought. If you’re someone like… oh, say Bush or…

  • Two Voices

    One is sensible, responsible and reasonable. The other is a religious zealot throwing words like “slave owner” and “nazi” at his opposition. Guess which one is the Republican.

  • There’s a template in Quark Express for correct magazine pagination. So the pages don’t print out 1, 2, 3, but print out First Page, Last Page, Second Page, Second-to-Last Page… anybody understand the language I’m talkin’?

  • … this is a real advertisement. Groooovy! Thanks to for making me laugh. I hope to return the favor soon.

  • Wow (Updated)

    Colin Powell will skip GOP convention and then there’s this: I pity the fool who don’t click this link!

  • You are the Fourth Doctor: A walking Bohemianconundrum with a brooding personal magnetismand a first-rate intellect concealed somewherebeneath your charmingly goofy exterior. You areperhaps the most terribly clever of all theDoctors, though your occasional bouts ofchildishness get you in trouble. You never golooking for a fight, but when someone messeswith you… good heavens, are they…